John Paczkowski

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QOTD: Emi Tanaka on Flaming Bidets

Fortunately, nobody was using the toilets when the fire broke out and there were no injuries. The fire would have been just under your buttocks.

Emi Tanaka, spokesperson for Japan’s leading toilet maker Toto Ltd., apologizes for a wiring problem that caused some of its high-tech bidets to burst into flames.


Twitter’s Tanking

December 30, 2013 at 6:49 am PT

2013 Was a Good Year for Chromebooks

December 29, 2013 at 2:12 pm PT

BlackBerry Pulls Latest Twitter for BB10 Update

December 29, 2013 at 5:58 am PT

Apple CEO Tim Cook Made $4.25 Million This Year

December 28, 2013 at 12:05 pm PT

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First the NSA came for, well, jeez pretty much everybody’s data at this point, and I said nothing because wait how does this joke work

— Parker Higgins via Twitter