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Day 64: SCANDAL! Yahoo Exec Questions BoomTown Accounting of Vision Quest!

I know I am annoying the heck out of Yahoo bigwigs with my obsessive countdown of CEO Jerry Yang’s 100-day promise to examine Yahoo from top to bottom, which I previously officially dubbed “No-Sacred-Cow Vision Quest.”

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But one exec, who shall remain nameless (you know who you are!), questioned my accounting of it. Specifically, he asserted that my day count is way off, so I immediately began an investigation into my back-dating practices.

And I am exonerated! Here’s why:

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I peg the start of Vision Quest to when Yang made his 100-day declaration and also said there were “no sacred cows” at the company. Actually, there are apparently a rather large herd of them mooing away, but that’s a post for another day.

Nonetheless, this declaration took place on July 17 in Yahoo’s second-quarter earnings conference call.

Given he had just uttered the line, I decided to start the clock the next day on July 18, so Yang could get a good night’s rest to allow him to see Yahoo with fresh-as-a-daisy eyes.

In addition, because I know time is precious, I included all weekend days and holidays (no rest for the desperate!) too. I started my own countdown on Day 37, in this post.

So, as I see it, my finger-pointing Yahoo exec has falsely accused me. It is now Day 64 and we are almost two-thirds through the process.

And, as I have also promised, depending on news out of Yahoo, we’re sticking with Yang until the end, which by my calculations will fall on Oct. 25.

Note to Yang: Only 36 shopping days left!


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