If You Like the Web so Much, Why Don't You Just Marry It?

I don’t suffer from an advanced form of digitivitis…or is it digititis?…well, in any case, I’m sure of this. I choose to be with WiFi not because I’m hooked, but because I need it. For work. Sure, that’s it. I’m on the web, check email constantly, for work. And so I need WiFi. Exactly!

Remember, it isn’t WiFi that makes people ignore people, it’s people that make people ignore people.

So to those that think I can’t survive without WiFi, you’re wrong…but you know, you can only take my WiFi from me when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.