QUOTED
From my old Treo, to my BlackBerry, to this new iPhone, I had a hard time hitting the right buttons, and I always lost those little styluses. Sure, the procedure was expensive, but when I think of all the time I save by being able to use modern handhelds so much faster, I really think the surgery will pay for itself in 10 to 15 years. And what it’s saving me in frustration–that’s priceless.”
–Thomas Martel, who had his thumbs surgically altered to better use his iPhone (and yes, this is satire)
