John Paczkowski

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OK, 100% Cash and I'll Throw in This Office Chair–but That's My Final Offer


Prior to joining Google, I set up a meeting on or about Nov. 11, 2004, with Microsoft’s CEO Steve Ballmer to discuss my planned departure. … At some point in the conversation, Mr. Ballmer said: ‘Just tell me it’s not Google.’ I told him it was Google. At that point, Mr. Ballmer picked up a chair and threw it across the room, hitting a table in his office.”

Former Microsoft Distinguished Engineer Mark Lucovsky

I’ve never thrown a chair in my life. … By and large I made a commitment nine years ago that I was not going to curse. I know I’ve had one or two transgressions in nine years, but I made that commitment to myself. Is that one of them? I don’t recall.”
Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer on Lucovsky’s allegation

We may see another chair-tossing tantrum in Redmond before this Microsoft-Yahoo debacle gets itself sorted.

Yahoo’s extension of a March 14 deadline for nominating directors to its board and reports of the company’s talks with other suitors are said to be trying Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer’s patience–and his temper. “Ballmer is just one of many highly emotional people involved in this,” a source close to both companies told the New York Post. “Microsoft has been trying to avoid going completely hostile, but now it is going to get completely hostile.”

For Microsoft, that means going public with the slate of directors it plans to nominate to Yahoo’s board as early as next week and perhaps even changing its half-cash/half-stock offer for the company to all cash, effectively raising it to to $44.6 billion from $41.5 billion .

Twitter’s Tanking

December 30, 2013 at 6:49 am PT

2013 Was a Good Year for Chromebooks

December 29, 2013 at 2:12 pm PT

BlackBerry Pulls Latest Twitter for BB10 Update

December 29, 2013 at 5:58 am PT

Apple CEO Tim Cook Made $4.25 Million This Year

December 28, 2013 at 12:05 pm PT

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Another gadget you don’t really need. Will not work once you get it home. New model out in 4 weeks. Battery life is too short to be of any use.

— From the fact sheet for a fake product entitled Useless Plasticbox 1.2 (an actual empty plastic box) placed in L.A.-area Best Buy stores by an artist called Plastic Jesus