John Paczkowski

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He's Just Not That Into You, Steve: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Mark Zuckerberg

zuckerberg-onion.jpgIf Microsoft is buying, Facebook ain’t selling.

Commenting on rumors that Microsoft (MSFT) may soon acquire the 98.4% of the social-networking phenom that it doesn’t yet own, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg said he’d prefer to keep things as they are now. Said Zuckerberg, “You can tell, from our history and what we’ve done, that we really wanted to keep the company independent, by focusing on building and focusing on the long-term.”

And focusing too on that rumored IPO and the fantastical $15 billion valuation it’s supposed to bring with it.

(Image Credit: The Onion)


Twitter’s Tanking

December 30, 2013 at 6:49 am PT

2013 Was a Good Year for Chromebooks

December 29, 2013 at 2:12 pm PT

BlackBerry Pulls Latest Twitter for BB10 Update

December 29, 2013 at 5:58 am PT

Apple CEO Tim Cook Made $4.25 Million This Year

December 28, 2013 at 12:05 pm PT

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