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Part Man. Part Machine. All Ballmer. The Future of Corporate Leadership

Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates delivered his last scheduled speech as the full-time chairman of Microsoft (MSFT) this morning. He spoke at length about Microsoft’s application development plan, the August debut of Internet Explorer 8 and the company’s efforts to compete with Google (GOOG). But all paled in comparison to his discussion of Microsoft Robotics Developer Studio and the egg-throwing Ballmer-bot created with it. Transcript and video below …

Robot: Developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers; developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers.

Bill Gates: Good; we’ve got the Ballmer-bot pretty excited here. It’s an amazing-looking robot. It’s just balancing itself, and fantastic.

Patrick Deegan: Yeah, what you see here is the latest in robotics technology. The Ballmer-bot features a dynamically stable mobile base, a rotating torso and two dexterous arms. This makes it so that it’s even able to throw eggs.


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  • http://allthingsd.com/ Dave Barnes

    It is a sad day when I can’t tell if it is satire or not.
    One minute I think yes: The Ballmer Bot and the next Bill says something serious.

    Final speech. So pathetic.
    Vista is struggling.
    IE is losing marketshare.
    Microsoft is making lots of money, but will it be around in 15 years?

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