How Bill Gates Keeps the Apples Away

March 9, 2009 at 4:17 am PT

Tagged with: Apple, Bill Gates, comic, frontpage, Geek Culture, Joy of Tech, Microsoft, Nitrozac, Nitrozac and Snaggy, Snaggy

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Sam Peckham

Very funny, but you forget that Jack Bauer gets all his intel from Chloe, who’s on a Mac!
http://www.geekculture.com/ Bruce Evans

Sam, do you really think all of Bill Gates’s efforts could stop Jack from smuggling in Chloe and her Mac? :)
Gail Nickel-Kailing

I lived not to far from Gates at one time – someone has the street curves exactly right on the way down the hill to Gates’ Gate. BTW – it’s huge! The gate, that is…

G.

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