Dear Foursquare: BoomTown Is Mayor of "Gossip Girl" (And You're Not!)
On Monday night, Foursquare founder Dennis Crowley posted a Flickr photo of a BlackBerry screen featured on the latest episode of the red-hot television potboiler, “Gossip Girl.”
The text message on the screen (which I took a picture of here) reads, “Elizabeth Fisher just checked in at the Algonquin Hotel.”
Wrote Crowley in the image title, which he also posted on Twitter: “Checkins on Gossip Girl? No mention of foursquare, but hey, still pretty hot.”
Not hot at all, actually, because there have been zero checkins on Foursquare in the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite as yet!
If you watched the show, you also would know they are too busy hooking up in an endless round-robin, with an occasional Belgian prince drug dealer thrown into the mix, to claim domain mastery of Geisha or Henri Bendel.
(If you don’t believe me, see a clip from this episode, titled “The Hurt Locket,” below, in which Blair Waldorf is dressed up like a porn version of “Anna Karenina.”)
But way to try to ride Serena van der Woodsen’s hip Prada coattails, Dennis.
In fact, the note–which was sent to billionaire playboy Chuck Bass, who is searching for his possibly-not-dead-in-childbirth-for-which-he-has-blamed-himself-mercilessly mother, after running into a suspicious lady at his father’s gravesite on the first anniversary of his tragic car-accident death, who was carrying flowers and then dropped a locket with an engraved “E,” for Elizabeth, which was also his mother’s name…you get the idea–was from Bass’s private investigator, simply telling him she had checked into the hotel.
As in, “Gimme a key and extra towels.” And not as in: Trying to be Mayor of the Algonquin Hotel.
None of the characters on “Gossip Girl” would try to be mayor of anything, since they own the town.
Which is also pretty clear if you watched the show–which just returned from a painfully long hiatus–as closely as BoomTown does.
And? who am I, besides a keeper of the “Gossip Girl” integrity?
That’s a secret I’ll never tell.
You know you love me.