Newsflash: Steve Jobs Still Not Using Twitter

A primer for the British press (or at least the Daily Mail): Steve Jobs doesn’t have a blog. He doesn’t use Twitter, either.

So any time you read something that the CEO of Apple (AAPL) wrote on Twitter or in a blog, be aware that you’re reading a parody. Something that’s not true. Definitely not something you want to use in the lede of your story.