Avid Bargain-Hunter Seeks Same for Good Times, Possible Procreation

Those clever folks at deal-a-day outfit Groupon have come up with a novel approach to building the next generation of customers: Breed them. Today the company launched Grouspawn.com, first to connect like-minded couples though a dating service, and second, to reward those couples who used a Groupon on their first date (proof required) and went on (not necessarily that night) to make a baby. The incentive? A $60,000 college scholarship for up to two qualifying tots a year. A close reading of the site indicates Groupon employees are having way too much fun.