John Paczkowski

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QOTD: The iPad's Crowning Achievement

“Hi subjects – sorry I is laters wiv the update. Croozin off-rode thru the park earlier & mashed a fox, two deer and rabbit wid the landy rover. – gonna tweet that Oliver Innit 4 sum recipes; Phil’s had to lie down cos he won’t use seat belts; gotta go.”

A Sun commenter imagines Queen Elizabeth tweeting from her new iPad (about which she is reportedly royally stoked).


Twitter’s Tanking

December 30, 2013 at 6:49 am PT

2013 Was a Good Year for Chromebooks

December 29, 2013 at 2:12 pm PT

BlackBerry Pulls Latest Twitter for BB10 Update

December 29, 2013 at 5:58 am PT

Apple CEO Tim Cook Made $4.25 Million This Year

December 28, 2013 at 12:05 pm PT

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Another gadget you don’t really need. Will not work once you get it home. New model out in 4 weeks. Battery life is too short to be of any use.

— From the fact sheet for a fake product entitled Useless Plasticbox 1.2 (an actual empty plastic box) placed in L.A.-area Best Buy stores by an artist called Plastic Jesus