QOTD: The iPad's Crowning Achievement
“Hi subjects – sorry I is laters wiv the update. Croozin off-rode thru the park earlier & mashed a fox, two deer and rabbit wid the landy rover. – gonna tweet that Oliver Innit 4 sum recipes; Phil’s had to lie down cos he won’t use seat belts; gotta go.”
– A Sun commenter imagines Queen Elizabeth tweeting from her new iPad (about which she is reportedly royally stoked).