Kara Swisher

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Viral Video: Bella Is a Really Mean Sparkly Vampire

So unexpected that the wet noodle who has been Bella throughout the “Twilight” movie series should suddenly show some gumption in the finale film that is coming in November.

But that seems to be the case from this second, action-packed trailer, in which she swoops around and talks about being alive more than ever.

Now that Bella’s undead, of course, and has red eyes and a rapidly growing kid to defend. Message from the messagey author of the books: Motherhood makes you a mama grizzly.

(Edward is just as languidly tiresome as ever, though.)

Also, the sullen actress who has long played Bella, Kristen Stewart, actually displays more than one glum affect and even — horrors — smiles with charm.

Scary!

Enjoy:


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Another gadget you don’t really need. Will not work once you get it home. New model out in 4 weeks. Battery life is too short to be of any use.

— From the fact sheet for a fake product entitled Useless Plasticbox 1.2 (an actual empty plastic box) placed in L.A.-area Best Buy stores by an artist called Plastic Jesus