He Texts, She Tweets — Are They E-Compatible?
Dear Friends and Family: I love you and miss you and want to hear from you. But you’ve got to stop spamming me.
Please quit sending me long, unsolicited, multipart texts and Skype video requests during work hours. Facebook messages I won’t see for weeks. And those phone calls where you hang up without leaving a message.
And please, I beg you, stop calling my cell, home and office phones, sending me texts and emailing all of my accounts — all within the space of two minutes.
In all the noise, I can’t hear you.