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Bebo Founders Go Analog With Exclusive Battery Club in San Francisco

Bebo founders Michael and Xochi Birch got famously rich after AOL forked over $850 million for their social network in 2008. Since then, they’ve been investing, running an incubator called Monkey Inferno and reviving a decade-old hit called Birthday Alarm that still hauls in $2 million per year.

But the Birches’ biggest project, four years in the making, is an exclusive club in San Francisco. To do so, in 2009 the couple bought a huge old brick warehouse with an internal courtyard, and have been retrofitting and building it out. The idea is to parallel the Soho House and other trendy private clubs of London and New York.

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The Battery creator and chief tour guide Michael Birch

The Battery, set to open at the end of this summer, will have a restaurant, gym, 20-person hot tub, library, game room, wine cellar, board room, event spaces and even a koi pond. I think I counted at least five bars, 12 luxury hotel rooms and a massive penthouse suite with floor-to-ceiling glass walls and a view over the city and the San Francisco Bay.

The property alone cost $13.5 million in 2009 — and the renovation is clearly not budget constrained. On a hardhat tour of the construction site this week, Michael Birch said coming features will include a chandelier of taxidermied seagulls in full flight in the library, a 23,000-pound suspended steel staircase in the entranceway displaying a three-story art wall and a gigabit Internet connection.

The Battery will inhabit and augment a former warehouse on the outskirts of the financial district, which is on the site of a former boat launch from hundreds of years ago, when the edge of San Francisco Bay reached much further into the city. Birch said that digging the courtyard up revealed grooved bedrock and ancient trash from where shipments were hauled onto land.

What’s most important to Birch is curating a membership of 1,200 individuals who will enjoy the club as members. He explicitly does not want this to be a techie hangout, saying he has grown tired of digital events and techies’ endless desire to talk about themselves and the latest app they’re working on. (But by the way, Monkey Inferno’s latest mobile app is a sort of Foursquare for beer called Beer Hunt.)

The plan is to limit techies to a third of The Battery’s membership, with others from fields like art and medicine diversifying the ranks. People from finance and advertising will be likely less welcome, Birch said. “Nobody who wears a business suit to work,” as he put it.

Rendering of The Battery's living room

Rendering of The Battery’s living room

“We want there to be all types of people: young and old, men and women, straight and gay, and different industries. We don’t want people who are just CEOs, we want people who are curious about others, and interesting themselves.”

A very controlled membership drive is currently in the works. So far, a small committee chose the first 100 members, who each get to pick two people to recommend.

While the club will be exclusive, Birch told me he does not want it to be elite.

It’s an odd aspiration, especially articulated as it was in the future home of The Battery’s members-only bar, built with massive dyed black oak beams and set to be named for the former owners of the building, San Francisco’s Musto family.

Without giving an exact number, Birch said membership fees will be affordable for people who make $100,000 per year, and scholarships will be available for those who don’t.

Though Birch is keeping a tight lid on the member list, he sent me over to Julia Hartz, co-founder of the popular ticketing service Eventbrite with her husband Kevin. She serves on The Battery’s membership committee and became close to the Birches since both couples are married co-founders, rare in the tech world.

Hartz described Michael Birch as a Walt Disney or Willy Wonka figure, bringing his vision into physical reality.

“The idea of the club is exclusive — so they’re going to have to do a lot to combat that natural DNA — but I think [Xochi and Michael] are going to do a good job of that, because they are completely open,” Hartz said. “They have not changed. I think that’s pretty exceptional given what they’ve gone through; it’s like knowing people who won the lottery.”

Even more unlikely than the notion that membership won’t be a status symbol, Birch said he hopes that The Battery will be a social-media-free zone.

He would prefer that people feel comfortable at the club rather than brag about being there.

“The Foursquare mayor of the club had better not be a member,” Birch said.


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Another gadget you don’t really need. Will not work once you get it home. New model out in 4 weeks. Battery life is too short to be of any use.

— From the fact sheet for a fake product entitled Useless Plasticbox 1.2 (an actual empty plastic box) placed in L.A.-area Best Buy stores by an artist called Plastic Jesus