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Water Wigs »

We found a bunch of awesome bald men and hurled water balloons at their heads.

The Garden of Your Mind »

Mr. Rogers gets his long overdue autotune treatment.

Welcome to the official Kickstarter page for Greece! »

Greece is a small country in the south of Europe known for inventing democracy and western philosophy and for its national motto, “Release the Kraken!”

Paula Deen’s Health Food Cookbook »

SPARKLING WATER
INGREDIENTS:
1 glass sparkling water
1 ham
DIRECTIONS:
Put ham in water.

Home Video Commentaries: Not Where You Saw »

“It really conveys the sound of pride leaving the body.”

Nonsense Shopping List Prank »

Got any stove babies? How about a baby-size shark cage?

Yelping With Cormac »

Taco Bell: The man spoke of his trials with the taco so terrible even God could not eat it.

Siri Meets Eliza »

How long have you been fine. Thanks for asking?

ThunderLOLcats »

I CAN HAS OMINS?

Cookie Monster sings Tom Waits »

Brought to you by the letters W,T and F …

Quora: Why is U2 so popular? »

Answer summary: big market, product market fit, usability.

The 30 Harshest Author-on-Author Insults In History »

“There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope.”

Salvador Dali on “What’s My Line” »

Do you ever do drawings like comic strips? … Yes.

HP Unveils Non-Computer For Those Who Don’t Need A Computer »

With its low price and utter absence of features, the non-computer may prove irresistible even to the most reluctant consumers …

Sci-Fi IKEA Manuals »

Litsabbur … Tjardiis

Existential Star Wars »

Luke, I am still dead.

Moon in her Belly »

An absolutely mind-blowing harmonica, beatbox performance

Drain Fishing in San Francisco with Kirk Lombard »

Tips for Managing Your Child’s Brand New iPad 2 Addiction »

Tell your child that Steve Jobs just decided to give the iPad 2 a new name, which is: PRACTICING THE PIANO FOR MY PIANO LESSONS.

Ernest Hemingway, Yelper »

The coffee was good and very hot.

The Manifesto Manifesto »

Today, we write a manifesto. Today our second sentence starts with the first word of the first sentence.

Overlook Restaurant Children’s Menu »

Hallway fun!

The Great Gatsby »

… for NES

The 15 Most Depressing Foursquare Mayorships »

Harlem River Garbage Dump?

After a Thorough Battery of Tests We Can Now Recommend The Newspaper As the Best e-Reader On the Market »

What concerns us most about The Newspaper is its lack of Wi-Fi. Battery life, however, is a plus …

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