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Water Wigs

John Paczkowski — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 16:29:07 +0000

We found a bunch of awesome bald men and hurled water balloons at their heads.

The Garden of Your Mind

John Paczkowski — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 22:27:59 +0000

Mr. Rogers gets his long overdue autotune treatment.

Welcome to the official Kickstarter page for Greece!

John Paczkowski — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 15:50:58 +0000

Greece is a small country in the south of Europe known for inventing democracy and western philosophy and for its national motto, “Release the Kraken!”

Paula Deen’s Health Food Cookbook

John Paczkowski — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:33:58 +0000

SPARKLING WATER
INGREDIENTS:
1 glass sparkling water
1 ham
DIRECTIONS:
Put ham in water.

Home Video Commentaries: Not Where You Saw

John Paczkowski — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 00:26:49 +0000

“It really conveys the sound of pride leaving the body.”

Nonsense Shopping List Prank

John Paczkowski — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 22:45:25 +0000

Got any stove babies? How about a baby-size shark cage?

Yelping With Cormac

John Paczkowski — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 18:04:42 +0000

Taco Bell: The man spoke of his trials with the taco so terrible even God could not eat it.

Siri Meets Eliza

John Paczkowski — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 22:35:43 +0000

How long have you been fine. Thanks for asking?

ThunderLOLcats

John Paczkowski — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 22:32:31 +0000

I CAN HAS OMINS?

Cookie Monster sings Tom Waits

John Paczkowski — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 22:45:40 +0000

Brought to you by the letters W,T and F …

Quora: Why is U2 so popular?

John Paczkowski — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 14:15:54 +0000

Answer summary: big market, product market fit, usability.

The 30 Harshest Author-on-Author Insults In History

John Paczkowski — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 22:15:25 +0000

“There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope.”

Salvador Dali on "What's My Line"

John Paczkowski — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 15:55:22 +0000

Do you ever do drawings like comic strips? … Yes.

HP Unveils Non-Computer For Those Who Don't Need A Computer

John Paczkowski — Fri, 20 May 2011 16:25:20 +0000

With its low price and utter absence of features, the non-computer may prove irresistible even to the most reluctant consumers …

Sci-Fi IKEA Manuals

John Paczkowski — Tue, 10 May 2011 16:34:19 +0000

Litsabbur … Tjardiis

Existential Star Wars

John Paczkowski — Mon, 09 May 2011 17:13:43 +0000

Luke, I am still dead.

Moon in her Belly

John Paczkowski — Mon, 09 May 2011 16:56:13 +0000

An absolutely mind-blowing harmonica, beatbox performance

Drain Fishing in San Francisco with Kirk Lombard

John Paczkowski — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 02:07:32 +0000

Tips for Managing Your Child's Brand New iPad 2 Addiction

John Paczkowski — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 16:08:05 +0000

Tell your child that Steve Jobs just decided to give the iPad 2 a new name, which is: PRACTICING THE PIANO FOR MY PIANO LESSONS.

Ernest Hemingway, Yelper

John Paczkowski — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 17:58:58 +0000

The coffee was good and very hot.

The Manifesto Manifesto

John Paczkowski — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 20:53:52 +0000

Today, we write a manifesto. Today our second sentence starts with the first word of the first sentence.

Overlook Restaurant Children's Menu

John Paczkowski — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 01:13:43 +0000

Hallway fun!

The Great Gatsby

John Paczkowski — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 18:03:54 +0000

… for NES

The 15 Most Depressing Foursquare Mayorships

John Paczkowski — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 17:00:09 +0000

Harlem River Garbage Dump?

After a Thorough Battery of Tests We Can Now Recommend The Newspaper As the Best e-Reader On the Market

John Paczkowski — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 02:42:39 +0000

What concerns us most about The Newspaper is its lack of Wi-Fi. Battery life, however, is a plus …