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The Most Hated Song in the World »

Accordion, bagpipe, a rapping operatic soprano AND a grating children’s chorus …

Bomb Disposal »

A Primer

Mortified »

A Comic Excavation of Adolescent Writing

Whistle Tip (Remix) »

The inevitable “Whistle Goes Whoo Whoo!” remix

The Whistle Goes … Whoo Whoo! »

Just like an alarm clock–WHOO-WHOO!

Lies I’ve Told My 3-Year-Old Recently »

If you mix the adult toothpaste with the kid’s toothpaste, they explode.

Lies I've Told My 3-Year-Old Recently »

If you mix the adult toothpaste with the kid’s toothpaste, they explode.

Avatar Heroes »

The Daily Show’s send-up of a Congressional hearing on Second Life

Real-Life Rick Roll »

Too bad the lyric sheets ruin the dance moves.

Happy Run Some Old Web Browsers Day »

home.mcom.com, the Web site of the Mosaic Communications Corporation, is back online.

Nightmare Playgrounds »

C’mon guys! Let’s go down the defecating elephant slide!

Ernest Hemingway Blogs About the Top Teams in College Basketball »

I have always liked Georgetown. Georgetown is the school of big men. Patrick Ewing, Alonzo Mourning and Dikembe Mutombo went to Georgetown. They were matadors, forcing the other teams’ horns to miss.

Garfield Minus Garfield »

A journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness in a quiet American suburb.

Food-Court Musical »

“You know how it’s weird in musicals that people just break out into song for no reason? You guys should stage a musical like that in a public place.”

Health Inspector’s Report: Burger Time Restaurant and Fun Zone »

“Strange. The only thing on the menu is ‘GIANT BURGER.’ More screams, mostly inhuman. Afraid to check behind the door, which should lead to the food-preparation area, but I have a duty to fulfill.”

Health Inspector's Report: Burger Time Restaurant and Fun Zone »

“Strange. The only thing on the menu is ‘GIANT BURGER.’ More screams, mostly inhuman. Afraid to check behind the door, which should lead to the food-preparation area, but I have a duty to fulfill.”

WTFCNN? »

A collection of CNN’s often ridiculous headlines

Fail Dogs »

Like the title says …

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results of 2008 Election Early »

Spoiler alert!

Mobile Desktop »

Improv Everywhere sets up three full-size desktop computers at Starbucks. Kudos to Agent Plaza for setting hers up on her lap.

When Machine Tastes Coffee »

Instrumental approach to predict the sensory profile of espresso coffee

SurveillanceSaver »

A screensaver that shows live images of more than 400 network surveillance cameras worldwide.

3-Year-Old Summarizes “Star Wars” »

Don’t talk back to Darth Vader, he’ll get ya.

3-Year-Old Summarizes "Star Wars" »

Don’t talk back to Darth Vader, he’ll get ya.

The Ultimate Cubicle Prank »

Epic.

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I feel sorry for Peter Thiel. Did he really want flying cars? Flying cars are not a very efficient way to move things from one point to another. On the other hand, 20 years ago we had the idea that information could become available at your fingertips. We got that done.

— Bill Gates, in an interview with Wired magazine’s Steven Levy