Glengarry Glen Sith »

Third prize is … I’m your father

Posted on Jan 12, 2011

The Calvin and Hobbes Search Engine »

Posted on Jan 12, 2011

Cwora »

A continually spamming collection of unanswered questions created, edited and organised by no-one who uses it.

Posted on Jan 7, 2011

Electric Eel-Powered Christmas Tree »

Posted on Dec 31, 2010

Twitter Hulks »

GRAMMAR HULK: “HULK GET INVITATION THAT SAY ‘PLEASE RSVP BY RESPONDING.’ HULK’S RAGE MITIGATED BY OPPORTUNITY TO WEAR TINY PURPLE TUXEDO PANTS!”

Posted on Dec 8, 2010

Amazon Reviews: AudioQuest K2 terminated speaker cable »

If there is one cable I would whole-heartedly trust to my Chimera-hunting needs, this would be the cable. No other cable has the tensile strength to properly and efficiently garrote a lycanthrope, asphyxiate an Esquilax or even gag a mermaid.

Posted on Nov 30, 2010

Can you draw the Internet? »

Posted on Nov 17, 2010

Circumstances Under Which I Would Enjoy Whale Watching »

It’s 1985 and I’m Tom Selleck. I’m filming episode 109 of Season 6 of Magnum P.I., “Kona Winds,” and the crew is resting between takes of a montage showing me walking thoughtfully on rugged Hawaiian shores.

Posted on Nov 5, 2010

Understanding the Web, for Fans of Charles Dickens »

Posted on Oct 28, 2010

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Censor Letter »

Lose “I fart in your general direction” …

Posted on Oct 5, 2010

Google Instant Blacklist »

Beaver Cleaver and Wartenberg Wheel?

Posted on Oct 1, 2010

Asteroid Bookmarklet »

Great for wasting time and ads …

Posted on Sep 29, 2010

Release History of My iPhone Fart App »

Version 1.5.1 (June 30, 2009) – FartTime feature added – translates all voices from chat/phone calls into random fart noises.

Posted on Sep 17, 2010

As I Sat Writing – From the Autobiography of William Faulkner »

My father is a sandwich.

Posted on Sep 15, 2010

Queen’s English 50c »

A translation service for English-speaking 50 Cent fans.

Posted on Sep 9, 2010

Control-Self-Delete »

Stephen Colbert on online privacy, Google and its CEO Eric Schmidt. Brilliant.

Posted on Sep 2, 2010

The Misleading World Of Atari 2600 Box Art »

Posted on Aug 24, 2010

Inebriation »

“I specialize in a very specific type of insobriety—unconscious insobriety.”

Posted on Aug 19, 2010

Last Exorcism Chatroulette reactions »

What an excellent day for an exorcism …

Posted on Aug 19, 2010

Desperate Pandora Employees Scrambling To Find Song Area Man Likes »

“Who makes a station with proto-punk and late-’90s jam bands?” said Davis, explaining how an effort to split the difference by playing the MC5 followed by the String Cheese Incident had failed disastrously. “There are what, maybe two songs ever recorded that fit those criteria? And he just keeps skipping them.”

Posted on Aug 18, 2010