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The world’s first USB-powered chainsaw. “The power of the chainsaw re-engineered for the desktop.”
Posted on Jul 10, 2009
“I wouldn’t bring my luggage, because you’d just go and break it, into a thousand pieces, just like you broke my heart.”
Posted on Jul 7, 2009
Includes “Pigs in a Polka,” “Rabbit of Seville” and, of course, “What’s Opera, Doc?”
Posted on Jul 2, 2009
Take the famous ballads and duets of West Side Story, insert a dozen mentions of famous social media sites like twitter and facebook, and this is what you get.
Posted on Jul 2, 2009
Music videos recreated with new lyrics based on what’s actually happening in them. Daydream Believer and Total Eclipse of the Heart are particularly good.
Posted on Jun 4, 2009
Music videos recreated with new lyrics based on what’s actually happening in them. Daydream Believer and Total Eclipse of the Heart are particularly good.
Posted on Jun 4, 2009
In response to numerous e-mails, I have no idea what planet the giant alien creature is from. Judging from its enormous gills, I’d have to guess it’s from a watery planet. Reminder: please let me know if you plan to be in the office on Memorial Day so I can request HVAC for your floor.
Posted on Jun 1, 2009
For those of you who mock the wolf shirt beware. There is an old Navajo story about a young man who made fun of another man for wearing a wolf trio shirt. Legend has it that in his sleep, the wolves on the other man’s shirt came to life and tore his body to shreds. They never found any part of that man’s body. The Wolf is something to be respected and feared, not treated like a novelty.
Posted on May 19, 2009
Hands down the most inexplicably bizarre game for Wii I’ve ever seen
Posted on May 18, 2009
Yo mama is so attractive she could be on the cover of Prevention.
Posted on May 14, 2009
The inspiration for this project was to determine who could generate the worst flatulence measurable in a personally unbiased manner.
Posted on May 12, 2009
Floating high on the 17,000 calorie seas, made with Bacon, sausages, pastry, mince, it’s all meat, and it’s coming to pillage your arteries!
Posted on May 8, 2009
Underwood arrives at the gist of his thesis: that there is a direct correlation between personal appearance and artistic proficiency and integrity, or what, in the case of the bewhiskered brethren of the literary fraternity, he elsewhere calls “poetic gravity” or beard weight. It might be said, in short, that Underwood’s motto is the beard makes the bard.
Posted on May 7, 2009
The Kindle 2 and iPod Shuffle perform Wrath of Khan
Posted on May 1, 2009
“Standing next to the hottest girl ever, but I’m too embarrassed to say anything.”
Posted on Apr 30, 2009
“… Your pigs are far more intelligent than the other animals, and therefore the best qualified to run the farm– in fact, there couldn’t have been an Animal Farm at all without them: so that what was needed (someone might argue), was not more communism but more public-spirited pigs.”
Posted on Apr 11, 2009
“… Your pigs are far more intelligent than the other animals, and therefore the best qualified to run the farm– in fact, there couldn’t have been an Animal Farm at all without them: so that what was needed (someone might argue), was not more communism but more public-spirited pigs.”
Posted on Apr 11, 2009
The 333 most influential Web domains and the 111 most influential Internet people charted on a Tokyo subway map.
Posted on Apr 7, 2009
Be mindful at all times of your surroundings, especially if you are surrounded by a large group of very angry people you do not recognize. These are taxpayers.
Posted on Apr 3, 2009
The Mentalists play Kids by MGMT on their iPhones and iPod Touches, using only apps downloaded from the App Store.
Posted on Mar 26, 2009
Every song from the video game Mega Man 9 rearranged into 7-minute rock epic
Posted on Mar 23, 2009
What Charles Schultz’s Peanuts would look like if they were Frank Miller’s Peanuts
Posted on Mar 12, 2009
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