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Kucinich: I’m a bard
Posted on Oct 23, 2008
Past alt.misc
Like “Sad Guys on Trading Floors,” but more specific
Posted on Oct 20, 2008
You’re 14 and have no source of income. What would convince me to lend you money if I’m not sure you can pay it back?
Posted on Oct 10, 2008
And this remembered: the Upper East Side, with its stone townhouses and husk dwellings, matched to the apotheosis: Gossip Girl as voice alone now to the Houses of Talk and passing periods as the Internet announces that it is now about to be the great catting time of the day and the wonted welcome will not be expected or exaggerated or even given to Serena …
Posted on Sep 30, 2008
The only Hotmail you got is when Ballmer gets sweaty …
Posted on Sep 23, 2008
“London Expensive,” “Los Angeles Nice to Visit but You Wouldn’t Really Want to Live There”
Posted on Sep 22, 2008
“London Expensive,” “Los Angeles Nice to Visit but You Wouldn’t Really Want to Live There”
Posted on Sep 22, 2008
On 10/22 at approx 2:34 a.m. CET, a tachyon field failure in the main resonating ring of the LHC causes a “temporal blowback.” Shortly thereafter, the resulting destruction of the strong nuclear force causes the world to vaporize in seconds …
Posted on Sep 10, 2008
On 10/22 at approx 2:34 a.m. CET, a tachyon field failure in the main resonating ring of the LHC causes a “temporal blowback.” Shortly thereafter, the resulting destruction of the strong nuclear force causes the world to vaporize in seconds …
Posted on Sep 10, 2008
Add more cowbell and Christopher Walken to the song of your choice.
Posted on Sep 10, 2008
Stop Making the Sixth Sense
Best Little Whorehouse in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Air Force One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest
Bad Taste Santa
Posted on Sep 3, 2008
We sat next to each other in math. We didn’t get on, remember? Want to be my friend?
Posted on Aug 28, 2008
PRO TIP: You can create an effective diversion using sheep or cattle brains.
Posted on Aug 21, 2008
Just killed one inside. Pics for proof. This is insane.
Posted on Aug 21, 2008
Inferring personality from email addresses
Posted on Aug 14, 2008