“Who are those people? What is the opposite of a Genius Bar?”
We found a bunch of awesome bald men and hurled water balloons at their heads.
The Garden of Your Mind
Mr. Rogers gets his long overdue autotune treatment.
Welcome to the official Kickstarter page for Greece!
Greece is a small country in the south of Europe known for inventing democracy and western philosophy and for its national motto, “Release the Kraken!”
Paula Deen’s Health Food Cookbook
SPARKLING WATER INGREDIENTS: 1 glass sparkling water 1 ham DIRECTIONS: Put ham in water.
Home Video Commentaries: Not Where You Saw
“It really conveys the sound of pride leaving the body.”
Nonsense Shopping List Prank
Got any stove babies? How about a baby-size shark cage?
Yelping With Cormac
Taco Bell: The man spoke of his trials with the taco so terrible even God could not eat it.
Siri Meets Eliza
How long have you been fine. Thanks for asking?
I CAN HAS OMINS?
Cookie Monster sings Tom Waits
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News ByteMichael Gartenberg is jumping the fence to work for a company he has spent decades covering during stints at Gartner, Altimeter and Jupiter Research. Forbes reports, and AllThingsD has independently confirmed, that Gartenberg has recently taken a job at Apple. Details on his role at the company are slim, though sources say he’ll be working for Apple’s marketing group, a division overseen by SVP Phil Schiller.