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Laptop Deals So Hot They're on Fire! Act Now and We'll Send You a Fire Blanket and the Sony 'Stop, Drop and Roll' Burn Kit–Free!

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, April 26, 2007 at 10:29 am PT

Apple Board to Former CFO: "The Keys to the Bus Please, Fred."

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, April 26, 2007 at 9:11 am PT

Apple CEO: Our March Quarter Is a Revolutionary and Magical One Literally Five Years Ahead of Any Other Fiscal Quarter

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, April 26, 2007 at 8:46 am PT

It was you Fredo …

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, April 25, 2007 at 3:31 pm PT

Former Merrill Lynch Analyst Upgrades AMZN to "Shinola"

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, April 25, 2007 at 12:18 pm PT

The Missing Emails? Damn. You Know, I Think We Might Have Backed Them up in the Landfill …

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, April 25, 2007 at 5:35 am PT

QOTD: Marge Simpson on Googling

I Know It Was You, Fredo. You Broke My Heart. You Broke My Heart!

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, April 24, 2007 at 3:11 pm PT

Microsoft "Innovation Centers"? Is That Like "Jesus Camp" for Windows Geeks?

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, April 24, 2007 at 7:22 am PT

No. Today Was Your Day to Watch the Network and My Day to Code Virtual BlackBerry …

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, April 24, 2007 at 7:21 am PT

Microsoft Unlimited Potential?

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, April 23, 2007 at 7:23 pm PT

QOTD: Michael Sikorsky on Web 2.0

You Are Attempting to Reset the Internet. Cancel or Allow?

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, April 19, 2007 at 9:43 am PT

Takes a Convicted Monopolist to Know One? Ha, Ha, Ha. You Google Guys Are a Real Laugh Riot

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, April 16, 2007 at 3:19 pm PT

Hello, Office Depot? Mr. Ballmer Needs a New Chair … Yes, Again.

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, April 15, 2007 at 4:54 pm PT

And the Other Half of the Price Increase Goes to the Intellectual Infrastructure Fund …

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, April 10, 2007 at 5:11 pm PT

Funny, I Could Have Sworn Platial HQ Showed up on Google Maps Yesterday …

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, April 10, 2007 at 5:00 pm PT

K-Fed: Internet Entrepreneur?

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, March 27, 2007 at 4:08 pm PT

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Another gadget you don’t really need. Will not work once you get it home. New model out in 4 weeks. Battery life is too short to be of any use.

— From the fact sheet for a fake product entitled Useless Plasticbox 1.2 (an actual empty plastic box) placed in L.A.-area Best Buy stores by an artist called Plastic Jesus