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And Whatever You Do, Don’t Make Fun of Palmisano’s Furry Costume

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, July 30, 2007 at 12:01 am PT

This Is an Ex-Internet …

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, July 27, 2007 at 11:00 am PT

AMD to Intel: 'Girl You Know It's True'

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, July 27, 2007 at 9:46 am PT

AMD to Intel: ‘Girl You Know It’s True’

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, July 27, 2007 at 9:46 am PT

Billionaire Entrepreneur Blamed in Death of Internet

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, July 27, 2007 at 6:21 am PT

Would You Like Fries With That?

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, July 27, 2007 at 12:01 am PT

U.S. Senators Announce 'No Internet Filter Left Behind' Campaign

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, July 26, 2007 at 3:09 pm PT

U.S. Senators Announce ‘No Internet Filter Left Behind’ Campaign

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, July 26, 2007 at 3:09 pm PT

The Gphone: Exclusively From Sprint Nextel and Google?

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, July 26, 2007 at 12:16 pm PT

Don't You Have Something Better to Do, Congressman?

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, July 26, 2007 at 11:00 am PT

Why Didn't I Activate My iPhone on June 29? Well, Multi-Touch Led to Fondling, and Fondling Led to Heavy Petting and … I Guess I Just Forgot.

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, July 26, 2007 at 12:01 am PT

Why Didn’t I Activate My iPhone on June 29? Well, Multi-Touch Led to Fondling, and Fondling Led to Heavy Petting and … I Guess I Just Forgot.

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, July 26, 2007 at 12:01 am PT

House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform: Me Lose Brain? Uh, Oh! Ha Ha Ha! Why I Laugh?

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, July 25, 2007 at 2:18 pm PT

MySpace: Social Networking's Halfway House

Posted by John Paczkowski in Social, July 25, 2007 at 11:00 am PT

MySpace: Social Networking’s Halfway House

Posted by John Paczkowski in Social, July 25, 2007 at 11:00 am PT

Whoops, Wrong Target Demographic …

Posted by John Paczkowski in Social, July 25, 2007 at 9:30 am PT

Facebook: Embrace Me, My Sweet Embraceable Yu

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, July 25, 2007 at 5:24 am PT

I Felt a Great Disturbance in Web 2.0, as if Millions of Start-Ups Cried Out in Terror and Were Suddenly Silenced.

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, July 25, 2007 at 12:01 am PT

YouTube Debate 'a Historic Moment' … As in 'Viking Age' Historic

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, July 24, 2007 at 11:00 am PT

Next Time Ask the Evolution-of-Dance Guy or the Numa-Numa Kid to Moderate

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, July 24, 2007 at 9:33 am PT

Expectations for Boring AT&T Earnings Call Mitigated by iPhone Activation Numbers

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, July 24, 2007 at 4:22 am PT

Expectations for Boring AT&T Earnings Call Mitigated by iPhone Activation Numbers

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, July 24, 2007 at 4:22 am PT

Your Search–’Put Up or Shut Up'–Did Not Match Any Documents. Did You Mean: 'Go Screw Yourself'?

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, July 24, 2007 at 12:01 am PT

Your Search–’Put Up or Shut Up’–Did Not Match Any Documents. Did You Mean: ‘Go Screw Yourself’?

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, July 24, 2007 at 12:01 am PT

Tell Me Again How Third-party Apps Will 'Extend iPhone’s Capabilities Without Compromising Its Reliability or Security'

Posted by John Paczkowski in News, July 23, 2007 at 11:00 am PT

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