I was delighted to read about your interest in sharing the big screen with me. As you can imagine, I am a little occupied at the moment, but perhaps someday I can help you forget Sarah Marshall … again. My only condition is that there be Muppets involved, and that is non-negotiable.

Hillary Clinton, in reply to Jason Segel’s joking remarks to Jimmy Fallon and Us Weekly about the Secretary of State starring in a movie with him

AllThingsD Takes SXSW by Storm (in Pictures)

The week in photos.
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How Jimmy Fallon Uses the Nike FuelBand (It’s Naughty, of Course)

The sports and gaming industries are focusing on more data gathering to understand what their customers want. (Just don’t ask Jimmy Fallon what he does with the Nike FuelBand.)
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Viral Video: Jimmy Fallon Loses to a Lady (The First One)

Bring it on.
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Glam Slam: Jimmy Fallon’s Tebow + Bowie Mashup (Video)

Tim Tebow is a great gift to mankind — even non-Christians and people who hate the Broncos — because he keeps inspiring funny comedy bits.
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News Byte

New Tech Gadget News Site Name: The Verge

A new tech site, which has been founded by a number of former staffers of AOL-owned Engadget, will be announcing its new name — The Verge — during an appearance by Editor-in-Chief Josh Topolsky tonight on Jimmy Fallon’s late-night television talk show. The Verge, whose charter sponsor will be BMW, will debut in the fall as a new competing gadget property for the well-funded content start-up SB Nation.

Google+ and Spotify Are So Great, You Can’t Use Them

If you could get into the club, then it wouldn’t be such a great club, right?
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Jimmy Fallon, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Prove Steve Burke Can Take a Joke

The NBCUniversal CEO drops by the “The Jersey Floor” and is a good sport about letting his employees insult his network to his face.

Viral Video: Fallon Does Sheen Does "Winning" Perfume

While BoomTown has had just about enough of the media frenzy around the wacky ruminations of actor Charlie Sheen, this spot-on impersonation of the high-on-life-and-other-stuff star by late-night television talk show host Jimmy Fallon is worth a watch. It’s for a perfume called, of course, “Winning.”

The Fail Owl-Bear and the Down Clown: Twitter's Ev Williams and Biz Stone Answer (Some of) Your Questions

A nice Thursday afternoon treat from the folks at Jimmy Fallon’s show: Backstage footage of the Twitter dudes responding to viewer questions after their appearance last week.