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		<title>Hope, Action, Change for Yahoo Too?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Finally, a solution to Yahoo&#8217;s (YHOO) thus-fruitless search for a way out of being forced to sell to Microsoft (MSFT): Get bought by Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama! OK, this post by comic and Web humorist Andy Borowitz is a joke, but I like it and Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang could use a good [...]]]></description>
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<p>Finally, a solution to Yahoo&#8217;s (YHOO) thus-fruitless search for a way out of being forced to sell to Microsoft (MSFT): Get bought by Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama!</p>
<p>OK, this post by comic and Web humorist Andy Borowitz is a joke, but I like it and Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang could use a good laugh about now.</p>
<p>Best line: &#8220;A spokesman for Microsoft at the company&#8217;s Redmond, Wash. headquarters acknowledged that the company was &#8216;disappointed&#8217; to lose Yahoo to Sen. Obama, but added, &#8216;We can&#8217;t really be mad at him, because we love him so.&#8217; &#8220;</p>
<p>Here is the <a href="http://www.borowitzreport.com/">link to the Borowitz Report site</a>, pictured below (click on the image to make it larger), which is well worth a daily visit:</p>
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