Dr. Chu’s Facebook page has a lot of the usual trappings–he’s a big fan of “Casablanca” and Yogi Berra quotes–though his photo album includes snapshots with folks a little more famous (and powerful) than most. From the “About Me” section: “At the Department of Energy, we are carrying out President Obama’s ambitious agenda to invest in alternative and renewable energy, reduce our dependence on foreign oil, and create millions of new jobs.”

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But, as I wrote yesterday in this post, expect first-quarter results to be strong, as there is no way the under-siege Internet company can allow weak results with Microsoft (MSFT) at the gates.

I can also predict that Microsoft will pooh-pooh Yahoo’s performance almost immediately (Francis, call me at the usual number at 2:01 p.m. PT!), claiming that Yahoo threw everything into the the kitchen sink to make the first-quarter earnings look as sparkling clean as possible.

Why? Part of Yahoo’s never-ending quest to make itself look more valuable, in an effort to suck more dollars out of the bulging wallet of the software giant.

What? Preening and posturing in the midst of a takeover battle between Yahoo and Microsoft? Meaningless deal-making? Faux-angry letters back and forth? Google-baiting? Financial saber-rattling?

In the immortal words of Captain Renault in “Casablanca”: “I’m shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!”

Whatever happens, maybe it can have a “beautiful friendship” Hollywood ending, like this classic. It could happen!: