Coming Soon: Relatively Fast Broadband With "Unnecessary Superlative Boost"™

With U.S. broadband speeds lagging far behind European and Asian countries, Comcast is finally doing its part to bring the country’s lousy broadband Internet services into parity with those of other industrialized nations. You know, like Iceland. Or South Korea.

Coming Soon: Relatively Fast Broadband With “Unnecessary Superlative Boost”™

With U.S. broadband speeds lagging far behind European and Asian countries, Comcast is finally doing its part to bring the country’s lousy broadband Internet services into parity with those of other industrialized nations. You know, like Iceland. Or South Korea.

New From Comcast: Really Friggin Fast Internet With 'Unnecessary Superlative Boost' ™

Former Motion Picture Association of America president Jack Valenti once famously compared the VCR to the Boston Strangler. Were he alive today, I wonder what malefactor he’d choose to describe file-sharing over one of Comcast’s next generation of ultrafast, Data Over Cable Service Interface Specification (DOCSIS) cable modems–Khmer Rouge leader Pol Pot? Comcast CEO Brian [...]

New From Comcast: Really Friggin Fast Internet With ‘Unnecessary Superlative Boost’ ™

Former Motion Picture Association of America president Jack Valenti once famously compared the VCR to the Boston Strangler. Were he alive today, I wonder what malefactor he’d choose to describe file-sharing over one of Comcast’s next generation of ultrafast, Data Over Cable Service Interface Specification (DOCSIS) cable modems–Khmer Rouge leader Pol Pot? Comcast CEO Brian [...]