I’m Still Here: Stock Soars as Groupon Shows Stronger-Than-Expected Q1 Revenue

On the other hand, I could use a nice cup of hot growth.

Content Gains Allow Demand Media to Beat Wall Street Expectations on Q1 Earnings and Revenue

Strong performance of media properties added to the results.

Growth, Mobile and More: Facebook’s First-Quarter Earnings

Hopefully Zuck wants to talk about the explosive growth in mobile ad revenue.

Shares Waver as Facebook Makes Its Q1 Numbers

The numbers are in — by a hair.

Broken Windows: Microsoft Misses on Revenue and Earnings in Q1

Time for some new shatterproof glass, it seems.

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Another Day, Another RIM Sale Rumor

Here comes another rumor about Research In Motion — this time, selling off its struggling handset unit to any variety of possible buyers for all or part of the famed BlackBerry, including Amazon, Facebook and Microsoft. The latest version comes from the Sunday Times, which said that such a consideration is part of an overall strategic review by the beleaguered Canadian company that will be concluded in July. Before that, though, expect financial news — likely bad — this week, when RIM announces its first-quarter earnings.

Kayak Hoping to Ride the IPO Wave

Which will be the next tech company to go public after Facebook? That’s an easy one: Kayak.com.

Zynga’s Top-Performing Game? Yep, Still FarmVille.

FarmVille continues to be the company’s breadwinner, but other franchises, like Mafia Wars, have fallen off the charts.

Exclusive: The Billion-Dollar Inside Story of How Demand Media Almost Went Private Last Week (And Then Didn’t)

According to sources close to the situation, Demand Media was deep into discussions with a private equity firm to complete a deal that would have taken the online content company private for double its current value.