4 posts and columns on Jesus

An Instant SNL Classic: Jesus Tells Tim Tebow to Watch Some Game Film

in Media on December 18, 2011 at 6:46 am PT

The sketch you’ll be talking about all week.
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The Jesus Tablet Will Walk on Water and Turn Fishes Into Money

in News on August 7, 2009 at 11:39 am PT

BoomTown is certainly going to be one of the many-so-many who will immediately fork over whatever it takes to get my mitts on the upcoming tablet device from Apple. And that’s why, according to a new report from Piper Jaffray Senior Research Analyst Gene Munster–who is monk-like in his devotion to writing down every scrap he can about whatever Apple HQ in Cupertino, Calif., deigns to release–it’s going to be raining money down on the company, just like manna from heaven.
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MicroHoo: Jesus Is Coming, Look Busy

in News on April 10, 2008 at 3:50 am PT

Everybody remain calm. While it might have looked like it was the rapture for major Internet players yesterday–what with everyone and his mother getting sucked up into the Yahoo-Microsoft takeover tussle and disappearing into the ether of confusion that now reigns over the situation–it is best to keep moving toward the light of harsh reality for illumination.