Apple's Horrible, Terrible, Awful Bad Day

Operations, Transfer All Power From the Reality Distortion Field to the Bad Press Deflector Array

Today is fast turning into an ugly one for Apple. In the past 24 hours the company has been beset by bad news. Britain’s Advertising Standards Authority has ruled that one of the company’s iPhone ads is misleading. Apple is also being accused of censorship after banning the Murderdrome comic from the App Store. And now a nasty security bug has surfaced in the company’s iPhone.