Oracle Buying Hewlett-Packard? Fuhgeddaboudit!

For some reason the notion that Oracle might bid on a weakened HP refuses to die. There are many reasons why it should.
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Oracle Earnings: Miss and Match

Oracle shares are slipping after market trading today on news of the company’s latest financials. Seems that while Oracle’s earnings were in line with the Street’s expectations, sales were not.
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