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		<title>Sony Fesses Up, Slashes Its Dividend, Too</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:15:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Peter Kafka</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dividend cuts are like gigantic write-downs that swept through the corporate world last fall and early this winter: The first few seem like a big deal. But by the end of the run, no one raises an eyebrow. So Sony's announcement that it will cut its dividend by a mere 15 percent is a real yawner.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1867" title="howard-stringer" src="http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/20/files//2008/12/howard-stringer.jpg" alt="howard-stringer" width="165" height="250" />Dividend cuts are like gigantic write-downs that swept through the corporate world last fall and early this winter: The first few seem like a big deal. But by the end of the run, no one raises an eyebrow.</p>
<p>So Sony&#8217;s (SNE) <a href="http://www.sony.net/SonyInfo/IR/">announcement that it will cut its dividend by a mere 15 percent</a> is a real yawner. After all, Sir Howard Stringer&#8217;s company has already announced <a href="http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/20090122/introducing-the-sony-dismaystation/">brutal results</a> and a <a href="http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/20090227/all-hail-sir-howard-king-of-sony/?mod=ATD_search">corporate shake-up</a> in recent months. And the dividend cuts aren&#8217;t nearly as dramatic, as the ones, say, the <a href="http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/20090219/new-york-times-battens-hatches-drops-dividend/?mod=ATD_search">New York Times</a> (NYT) or <a href="http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/20090218/cbs-meets-wall-streets-low-expecations-slashes-dividend/?mod=ATD_search">CBS</a> (CBS) have recently unveiled.</p>
<p>Just give it a few more months. At that point, the surprise will be companies that continue to offer any dividend at all.</p>
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		<title>Weekend Update, 1.24.09</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 05:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Beth Callaghan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The week just passed melded Inauguration week and the first week of earnings reports into one giant package filled with exuberance and resignation. Conventional wisdom says to start with the bad news and end with the good news, but that's not how it went down: It started high with the momentum and promise of change embodied by Barack Obama's inauguration as the 44th President of the United States and ended low with some heavy hitters feeling the pain of the downturn.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/files/2009/01/oballmer.jpg"><img src="http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/files/2009/01/oballmer.jpg" alt="" title="oballmer" width="250" height="218" class="alignright size-full wp-image-11844" /></a>The week just passed melded Inauguration week and the first week of earnings reports into one giant package filled with exuberance and resignation. Conventional wisdom says to start with the bad news and end with the good news, but that&#8217;s not how it went down.</p>
<p>For a start, MediaMemo notes that even though estimates for people viewing President Barack Obama&#8217;s inauguration speech hit record highs&#8211;70 million on the Web and 37.8 million on television&#8211;a Web view can&#8217;t be equated with a television viewer, so those numbers remain <a href="http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/20090123/how-many-people-watched-obamas-inauguration-on-the-web-a-lot/">just estimates</a>. One way viewership <em>can</em> be visualized, though, is a graph published by Google (GOOG) that shows a <a href="http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/20090121/how-to-slow-google-get-barack-obama-to-speak/">huge dip</a> in searches performed while people were viewing the ceremony live. The Inauguration had a profound effect on YouTube as well. Though it was perhaps the only big Web site that didn&#8217;t offer a live stream during the events, its users made up for this by uploading videos afterward at the incredible rate of <a href="http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/20090120/now-on-youtube-the-obama-inaugural-everyone-just-saw-over-and-over-again/">3.52 videos per minute</a>. To put that in context, when Tina Fey&#8217;s Sarah Palin skits were the hottest thing on the Web, users uploaded videos at the rate of 9.9 per hour. BoomTown notes that even though he might have to give up his beloved BlackBerry, the gadget-loving President did get a completely tricked out new Cadillac limo&#8211;nicknamed the <a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/20090120/gadget-loving-president-obama-gets-a-futuristic-new-limo-ride/">&#8220;Beast&#8221;</a>&#8211;for his day-to-day ride.</p>
<p>During his speech, when he was speaking of building a healthy American economy, Obama said &#8220;it will not come easy or happen overnight, and it is altogether likely that things may get worse before they get better.&#8221; This is basically the theme for the first week of earnings. As BoomTown points out, this crisis started in the financial sector, but it has ended up affecting everything, including seemingly healthy companies in the digital sector. The list gets longer every day. For the first time in 14 years, Sony (SNE) expects to report an annual loss&#8211;a staggering <a href="http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/20090122/introducing-the-sony-dismaystation/">$1.65 billion</a>&#8211;forcing CEO Sir Howard Stringer to plan for more drastic cutbacks than anticipated. He plans to cut 16,000 jobs and close six plants. And Ericsson? Despite reporting better-than-ever fourth-quarter financials, CEO Carl-Henric Svanberg will <a href="http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/20090121/ericsson-sacking-5000-just-in-case/">cut some 5,000 jobs</a>, just in case, to maintain the company&#8217;s competitive edge. <a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/20090122/digg-to-cut-10-percent-of-employees-says-it-will-try-to-be-profitable-in-2009-the-entire-blog-post/">Digg</a> plans to cut 10 percent of its workforce, but still says it&#8217;ll be profitable in 2009. BoomTown <a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/20090122/liveblogging-the-microsoft-second-quarter-earnings-call-a-lipstick-free-pig/">liveblogged</a> Microsoft&#8217;s (MSFT) second-quarter earnings call and reported the fallout&#8211;for the <a href="http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/20090121/microsoft-layoffs-theres-a-first-time-for-everything/">first time</a> in the company&#8217;s 34-year history, Microsoft will <a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/20090122/microsoft-earnings-and-revenues-take-a-big-hit-5000-to-be-laid-off/">lay off a significant number</a>&#8211;5,000 workers&#8211;the most drastic headcount reduction it&#8217;s ever seen. BoomTown also published Steve Ballmer&#8217;s <a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/20090122/steve-ballmers-entire-memo-to-the-microsoft-troops-about-layoffs-and-weak-results/">full memo</a> to the Microsoft troops about the company&#8217;s weak financial results and the layoffs to come.</p>
<p>Maybe the only good news in the tech market this week was about Palm, which has been resurrected by its long-anticipated new hand-held, the Pre. Palm (PALM) shares were <a href="http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/20090120/palm-shares-up-157-percent-sp-down-59-percent/">up 157 percent</a> this past week&#8211;to put <em>that</em> in context, the S&#038;P was down 5.9 percent during the same period.</p>
<p>Good news for Windows PC owners, too&#8211;and it&#8217;s about time. In Personal Technology, Walt Mossberg previews <a href="http://ptech.allthingsd.com/20090121/even-in-test-form-windows-7-leaves-vista-in-the-dust/">Windows 7</a> and said that even in beta it blows Vista out of the water. In its finished form, it might even turn out to be a worthy competitor to Apple&#8217;s (AAPL) OSX Leopard. In Mossberg&#8217;s Mailbox, he answers a parent&#8217;s question about <a href="http://mailbox.allthingsd.com/20090121/monitoring-teens-facebook-activity/">monitoring a teen&#8217;s Facebook activity</a>. And in the Mossberg Solution, Katherine Boehret looks at some options for <a href="http://solution.allthingsd.com/20090120/skipping-your-computers-warm-up-time/">avoiding slow boot-up times</a> on your computer.</p>
<p>More next week, when, hopefully, the atmosphere will be a little bit more upbeat.</p>
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		<title>Weekend Update 1.11.09</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 19:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Beth Callaghan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There's got to be a joke somewhere in the fact that Macworld, the Consumer Electronics Show and the AVN Awards (the "Pornies") all happen during the same week. Maybe even one that hasn't been played out 10 times over. All Things Digital was too busy covering two out of three this week to think of one.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/files/2009/01/hammond.jpg" alt="" title="hammond" width="175" height="150" class="alignright size-full wp-image-11113" />There&#8217;s got to be a joke somewhere in the fact that <a href="http://www.macworldexpo.com/">Macworld</a>, the <a href="http://www.cesweb.org/">Consumer Electronics Show</a> and the <a href="http://www.avnawards.com/">AVN Awards</a> (the &#8220;Pornies&#8221;) all happen during the same week. Maybe even one that hasn&#8217;t been played out 10 times over. <strong>All Things Digital</strong> was too busy covering two out of three this week to think of one.</p>
<p>Digital Daily was on hand at Macworld &rsquo;09 Monday. Despite the flurry of wonky reporting about the health and/or &#8220;imminent death&#8221; of Steve Jobs&#8211;<a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/20090106/to-err-is-human-to-live-divine-how-exactly-no-one-got-it-right-about-steve-jobs-health/">put into perspective here</a> by BoomTown&#8211;nothing too remarkable happened during Apple&#8217;s (AAPL) final appearance at the annual event. Phil Schiller did a solid job <a href="http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/20090106/macworld-all-about-the-mac-ilife-09/">delivering the keynote</a> in Jobs&#8217;s place, introducing a new <a href="http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/20090106/macworld-09-17-macbook-pro/">17-inch MacBook Pro</a> with an eight-hour internal battery and some innovative updates to <a href="http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/20090106/macworld-iwork-09/">iWork</a> and <a href="http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/20090106/macworld-all-about-the-mac-ilife-09/">iLife</a>. Schiller ended his keynote with the announcement of changes in pricing and <a href="http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/20090106/macworld-09-one-last-thing-itunes-pricing-tiers/">digital rights management for iTunes</a>, punctuated by the surprise appearance of crooner Tony Bennett. Apparently, as Bennett sang, the best is yet to come. Crack photojournalist Adam Tow was on hand to capture the keynote in its entirety&#8211;<strong>All Things Digital&#8217;s</strong> photo coverage can be found <a href="http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/20090106/macworld-2009-live-and-in-living-color/">here</a>.</p>
<p>MediaMemo reported from CES about the <a href="http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/20090109/mark-cuban-wants-to-know-if-youre-are-you-ready-for-some-football-in-3-d/">pervasive 3-D theme</a> of the conference and wondered whether people would pay cash to see a football game in 3-D at a theater instead of just staying home. There was the ongoing litany of the casualties of the econalypse: &#8220;Semantic&#8221; ad network <a href="http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/20090106/one-less-ad-network-peer39-shuts-down-semantic-ad-network-concentrating-on-technology/">Peer39</a> shut down its ad operation this week, Hearst is about to pull the plug on the <a href="http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/20090109/another-newspaper-down-hearst-about-to-pull-the-plug-on-seattles-post-intelligencer/">Seattle Post-Intelligencer</a>, <a href="http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/20090106/forbes-layoffs-finally-arrive-19-fired-from-magazine-web/">Forbes announced layoffs</a> and Sir Howard Stringer announced the elimination of thousands of jobs at <a href="http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/20090108/sony-ceo-howard-stringer-at-ces-i-wish-i-could-tell-you-that-im-recession-proof/">Sony</a> (SNE). MediaMemo also caught the much anticipated introduction of Palm&#8217;s (PALM) new smartphone, the <a href="http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/20090108/live-from-ces-palm-unveils-nova/">Palm Pre</a>, and its new Web OS, a combo Palm deems superior to the iPhone and that many others consider Palm&#8217;s last chance for survival. The product&#8217;s success or <a href="http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/20090109/the-iphone-non-killer/">failure</a> will have a lot to do with its pricing, about which there&#8217;s much <a href="http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/20090108/palm-to-price-itself-into-oblivion/">disbelief</a>.</p>
<p>BoomTown had the lowdown this week on an amusing rumor about a Microsoft-backed (MSFT) <a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/20090107/microsoft-funded-yahoo-run-well-except-without-microsoft/">run at Yahoo</a> (YHOO), the emergence of <a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/20090109/like-boomtown-said-bartz-is-tops-on-the-yahoo-ceo-short-list-heres-the-reaction/">Carol Bartz</a> as the top prospect for Yahoo CEO and <a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/20090108/the-entire-internal-microsoft-memo-on-new-dell-and-verizon-deal/">Microsoft&#8217;s deal with Verizon</a> (VZ) and Dell (DELL) to distribute search. Jerry Yang submitted to the <a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/20090109/jerry-yang-and-sue-decker-talk-about-yahoos-connected-tv-at-ces/">all-seeing eye</a> of BoomTown&#8217;s Flip camera along with Yahoo President Sue Decker to talk about Yahoo&#8217;s new product, Connected TV. The camera also caught some <a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/20090108/ces-tastic-no-taxi-lines-barry-manilow-and-a-geek-zz-top-but-as-always-scoble-stalked/">chatty attendees</a> and a few demos, including one of a new Disney (DIS) music product given by a guy who looked like a member of ZZ Top.</p>
<p>Speaking of ZZ Top, catch gadget godfather <a href="http://mossblog.allthingsd.com/20090109/walt-and-katie-take-some-gadgets-for-a-test-drive/">Walt Mossberg</a> trying out some 3-D glasses on his annual odyssey around the convention floor. All he needs is a longer beard and a &#8217;32 Ford and he could be a band member, too. Walt and colleague Katie Boehret caught many of the more interesting gadgets on video, and Walt <a href="http://mossblog.allthingsd.com/20090108/walt-previews-gadgets-at-ces/">previewed some more</a> for FOX News.</p>
<p>More next week.</p>
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		<title>This Week in Tech: A Dull CES, but (Gasp!) an Even Duller Macworld!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kara Swisher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BoomTown is not saying it's going to be like watching grass grow.

But 2009 is not exactly getting off to a rousing start this week--with two underwhelming blockbuster tech events taking place that already have more of an air of whimper than of bang to them.

That would be the Consumer Electronics Show, the annual egregious gadgetfest in Las Vegas, and the final appearance by Apple at Macworld.

Of course, while CES tries to fend off the spate of no-one-is-going-to-CES stories--well, I am!--the absence of his digital Holiness and Apple CEO Steve Jobs at Macworld has really generated most of the glumness.]]></description>
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<p>BoomTown is not saying it&#8217;s going to be like watching grass grow.</p>
<p>But 2009 is not exactly getting off to a rousing start this week&#8211;with a pair of definitely underwhelming blockbuster tech events taking place that already have more of an air of whimper than of bang to them.</p>
<p>That would be the Consumer Electronics Show, the annual egregious gadgetfest in Las Vegas, and the final appearance by Apple (AAPL) at Macworld in San Francisco.</p>
<p>Of course, while CES tries to fend off the spate of no-one-is-going-to-CES stories&#8211;<em>well, I am!</em>&#8211;the absence of his digital Holiness and Apple CEO Steve Jobs at Macworld has really generated most of the glumness.</p>
<p>[UPDATE: In a public letter, <a href="http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/20090105/steve-jobs-explains-his-health-problem-hormone-imbalance-predicts-recovery-by-spring-will-stay-on-as-ceo/">Jobs says he has a "hormone imbalance"</a> and will stay on as CEO as he recovers.]</p>
<p>Still, the keynote cancellation by Jobs&#8211;which started off a <a href="http://kara.allthingsd.com/20081231/memo-to-all-crepe-hangers-its-still-aint-nobodys-business-if-jobs-is-or-isn’t/">new round of is-he-sicker? rumors</a>&#8211;is profoundly depressing for Macworld.</p>
<p>After all, it was only two years ago that he practically blew out every geek mind with the introduction of the iPhone there. (See a part of that masterful performance in a video below.)</p>
<p>Thus, it falls to Apple&#8217;s SVP of Worldwide Product Marketing, Phil Schiller, to be thrilling&#8211;with exactly what, it is still unclear. Rumors abound, none of which are very promising (New iLife and iWork! New Mac mini! <em>Zzzzzzzz</em>).</p>
<p>There is, of course, the vain hope that Schiller will end his speech by uttering Jobs&#8217;s patented &#8220;one more thing&#8221; line, wherein Jobs will walk out (without a walker!), wave and create what would be a genuine frenzy, especially since the last sighting of him was at a yogurt store.</p>
<p>As to CES, there is no big or new product trend to point to, except <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/01/04/exclusive-new-palm-phone-to-have-slide-down-keyboard-large-touchscreen/">rumor of a possibly exciting intro of a touchscreen smartphone from Palm</a> (PALM) with a slide-down keyboard. <em>Wheeeee!</em></p>
<p>Some keynote speakers include Sony (SNE) CEO Sir Howard Stringer, Ford Motor Co. (F) CEO Alan Mulally, Intel (INTC) Chairman Craig Barrett and Cisco (CSCO) CEO John Chambers.</p>
<p>Interestingly, the absence of former Microsoft (MSFT) head Bill Gates at CES&#8211;long announced, after more than a dozen times there&#8211;caused no weeping and rending of garments, as did Jobs&#8217;s nonappearance.</p>
<p>In his place, there will be a keynote by the software giant&#8217;s CEO, Steve Ballmer, in which no major announcement seems to be coming.</p>
<p>Still, one can dream, and I desperately hope Ballmer will say &#8220;one more thing&#8221; and out will come Yahoo (YHOO) CEO Jerry Yang to announce a big honking search deal, finally putting to bed one of 2008&#8242;s longest-running soap operas.</p>
<p>What can I say? This is tech and, for us (okay, me, at least), that <em>would</em> be exciting.</p>
<p>Speaking of gripping, I dare you to watch this 2007 iPhone intro performance by Apple&#8217;s Jobs and not be deeply impressed by his stylings:</p>
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