Weekend Update, 3.21.09–March Madness Edition

Technically, the term refers to the frenzied flow of games and the intensity of the contenders for the NCAA Championship crown. But the NCAA doesn’t have a corner on “March Madness”–those descriptors work well in other instances, too. To wit:
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Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer on Yahoo Talks: We’re Still Waiting for Carol

In the Microsoft-Yahoo saga, no news still constitutes news: Steve Ballmer still wants to do a search deal, but he still hasn’t talked to Carol Bartz about it yet. In other non-news: Ballmer doesn’t own anything made by Apple.
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