Seriously, 'Welcome to My Underground Lair' Just Sounded So Much Better Than 'Welcome to My Basement Apartment!'

Multiple choice question: Catapulted into the rarefied heights of extreme tech wealth by Broadcom’s 1998 IPO, the company’s wildly energetic, and overbearing, CEO Henry T. Nicholas III purchased: a private jet; a Lamborghini Diablo roadster; a Laguna Hills, Calif., estate; or an underground sex lair beneath that estate. According to Nicholas’s former personal assistant and bodyguard, Kenji Kato, the answer to that question is “all of the above.”

Seriously, ‘Welcome to My Underground Lair’ Just Sounded So Much Better Than ‘Welcome to My Basement Apartment!’

Multiple choice question: Catapulted into the rarefied heights of extreme tech wealth by Broadcom’s 1998 IPO, the company’s wildly energetic, and overbearing, CEO Henry T. Nicholas III purchased: a private jet; a Lamborghini Diablo roadster; a Laguna Hills, Calif., estate; or an underground sex lair beneath that estate. According to Nicholas’s former personal assistant and bodyguard, Kenji Kato, the answer to that question is “all of the above.”