QOTD

eBay does connect colourful buyers with colourful sellers and I wouldn’t be surprised if someone did buy these items, though I couldn’t speculate on who would buy them or why. This is obviously very therapeutic for this woman and it must be a great channel for her views on cheating and the sanctity of marriage.

— eBay spokesperson Inessa Jackson on an auction entitled “Empty condom packet & a photo of The Tart’s knickers”