QOTD: Letterman’s iPad Top 10

“10. What the hell is it?
9. Will this make Steve Jobs notice me?
8. Really, what the hell is it?
7. Is it kosher for Passover?
6. Should I wear my Spock ears?
5. Wasn’t I saving this money for a hot tub time machine?
4. What? Ricky Martin’s gay?
3. Is it a bad sign no one can explain what the hell it is?
2. Will there be hot tattooed women in the line? (Jesse James only)
1. Can’t Apple invent something that will wait in line for me?”

— Late Show host David Letterman’s top 10 questions to ask before buying an iPad