QOTD: Never Apologize for Not Being Funny…

“I thought it was funny, a bunch of people thought it was funny. You know who didn’t think it was funny? Yeah, the people at Apple didn’t think it was so funny. They thought I made it look like it’s hard to use, and I just want to say that I’m sorry if I made it like the iPhone is hard to use. It’s not hard to use. I have an iPhone. I just learned how to text on an iPhone. It’s the only phone that I can text on, and I love it. I love my iPad. I love my iPod. I love IHOP, if you have anything to do with that.”

— Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres apologizes to Apple for her iPhone commercial parody.