Research In Motion Rallies on Magic Unicorn Rescue
Shares of Research in Motion — which if the tech sector were Highlights Magazine, would be the Goofus to Apple’s Gallant — are up more than 6 percent today on a heavily circulated market rumor that a unicorn is riding to its rescue.
The unicorn is named Unicarl Unicahn, and his approach to save RIM is being reported widely by blogs and Twitter, so it must be true.